Dictionary's Definition of a Friend: A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
.........er?
My Definition of a Friend: A person that you can know for barely a year but have just as many memories as it would take someone else a lifetime to make. A person who's graduation is so horrific because they are going off to college without you and you want so bad just to continue those memories of Oklahoma! and Pirates of Penzance. A person who comes to watch your terrible high school play just because they are an amazing person. A person who can make your day so amazingly great just because life can be just so dang fun....
1. Toilet Paper+Baby Powder Scented Panty Liners+Oreo Cookies+Skipping into a locked Target door+7 People+5 Seater Car+Foreign Kid=THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
2. The ability to make fun of someone just because when they smile they cannot see because their eyes are squinity. I feel this makes driving unsafe.
3. Seeing "tucking and rolling" off of a parking structure as the only escape route from a first date gone terribly wrong.
4. Attending Edgefest and having the tallest person treat the two short ones like her "chicks" so they don't get lost in the mobs of crazy fans. But the tall person doesn't realize that the "stone cold fox" behind her is actually trying to hook up with her...not be a gentlemen.
5. Two words: SILENT TURKEY
6. Always being mooned by the same kid in the Williams Field Airport.
7. Crying during the live show of Wicked...because it was an "emotional moment"
But the ability to sit and talk about these memories for over 4 hours and still laugh as though they happened yesterday is the most important feature of all in a friend. Yes friends will always be there and yadda yadda yadda...but you need to be able to fully live your life with these friends. Even if you see these friends once a year...it should feel as though you were never parted. There is never an awkwardness or a pause of silence because you should always be making new memories...big or small. Old or new...... Awe Friends.
MARI AND SARA
Love,
Steve-Sarski/Mole Eyes
